Dear Slavery,
I'm worried about my growing addiction to cocaine and hookers. It's
gotten to the point where I'm embezzling funds from charity
organizations to finance my habits. What can I do to stop?
Matthew Alex Clevy
Dear Matthew Alex Clevy,
(There seems to be a theme developing with these questions.)
Here are five things you can name your band:
1. The Amber Waves of Pain
2. The Funk Nazis
3. Night of the Living Fred
4. Mark and the Beasts
5. Sharon Sarin and the Agents.
--Slavery Hopkins
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
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Snidely Whiplash et Los Suburbanites
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