Dear Slavery Hopkins,

I recently started snorting cocaine on Friday nights. Will this help me get laid with the chicks?

Thanks,

Stoned and Dethroned in Los Angeles


Dear Stoned and Dethroned in Los Angeles,

A true story: A woman stood on the side of the street and watched the house she was born in being demolished. As one of the workmen passed her, she turned to him and said, "That was the house I was born in." And the workman said, "Well, that must have been a long time ago."

--Slavery Hopkins